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Williams-Bartoli as it happened

Wimbledon women’s final result: V WILLIAMS (US) 23 v M BARTOLI (Fr) 18

6-4 6-11559: And that’s it – as the players parade the trophies around the ground and the press corp and crowd get their photos – I will bid you adieu and remind you to rejoin me tomorrow for the Federer-Nadal match. I’ve been predicting one all week, but THAT might just be a classic… Laters people.

1557: Venus, struggling to follow Bartoli’s Oscar-winning speech, dishes out a list of thank-yous as long as your arm and then thanks the All England club for bringing the women’s’ winnings in line with the men. Well, you would, wouldn’t you.

1554: Bartoli – the new darling of Centre Court – thanks the crowd, “the best grass-court player in the world” Venus and her father in the crowd, prompting huge cheers and tears from her dad in the stands. Wonderful stuff, I’m actually getting a bit choked – tart that I am.

1552: Marion Bartoli, eyes red with tears, comes up to collect her runner-up plate and is greeted by a wonderful, and deserved ovation. But the biggest cheer is saved for Venus, the new Wimbledon champion.

1550: As the Duke of Kent makes his way onto Centre Court in order to present Venus the trophy, Venus’s little sister Serena gets the camera out… ah, bless her.

SECOND SET

Williams 6-4 6-1 Bartoli
That’s it. A brave, brave effort from Bartoli, who certainly earned herself a few more fans on Centre Court, but Venus Williams’s power and accuracy always looked like it would prove too much for her. A 125mph service winner highlights the power of Venus’s strokeplay and she holds to 30 with a couple of forehand winners and a massive service winner. That’s the American’s fourth Wimbledon title and what an SW19 champion she is.

Williams 6-4 5-1 Bartoli
Oh dear, that is more than likely curtains for Bartoli as she goes down to deuce on serve. Venus continues to drill through the line of the ball with awesome power and Bartoli fails to cope, going long and then hitting the net to go down two break points. Somehow the Frenchwoman saves both with brilliant backhands but Venus brings up a third with a volley and forehands home to move to within four points of the Championship.

Williams 6-4 4-1 Bartoli
Impressive from Venus, who is nearing the finish line in this second set with some big hitting. Bartoli hangs tough with a couple of big backhands, but the American, with her left thigh heavily strapped now, is starting to hit the corners with awesome regularity and the end could be near…

“…obviously not.”
BBC Sport pundit John McEnroe

Williams 6-4 3-1 Bartoli
Bartoli may not win this match, but she has certainly won the crowd’s affection. First she joins in the Mexican wave, then she laughs and plays along good-naturedly when someone calls out to her just as she is about to serve, and then she serves out a love game with a big fat smile on her face. Go on girl.

“The break clearly favoured Bartoli more you have to say and you wonder if Venus has lost her edge right now.”
BBC Sport pundit John McEnroe

“She did the Mexican wave with the crowd, she’s was relaxed and laughing (during Venus’s injury break), and maybe it’s loosened her up a bit.”
Five Live’s Michael Stich on Bartoli

1530: And here comes the Mexican wave, which ordinarily I would find loathsome but as both the contents of the royal box and Bartoli herself join in, I guess it’s ok. And we’re back under way…

1527: Venus, not wanting to be out-done, responds by calling for a massage and a spot of treatment herself. It’s quite technical treatment, consisting of a woman waving a bunch of tissues at Venus’s groin – I kid you not. Is having a warm groin reason enough to call for a trainer?

1521: We have a trainer out on court as Bartoli calls for a change of bandages on her left foot, apparently because of blisters. Call me a woolly woofter, but I always find it icky when physios or trainers have to mess about with sportspeople’s feet – the smell alone would make me heave, let alone picking sock fluff out of blisters and what not. Eeewww.

Williams 6-4 3-0 Bartoli
A glimmer for Bartoli, who goes 30-0 up against the serve, but Venus takes a huge step towards the title with a series of brutal serves to win four points in a row and hold.

Williams 6-4 2-0 Bartoli
Venus has upped her game again and displays terrific athleticism to recover from a slip to bludgeon a forehand winner to move to 30-15 up. Bartoli somehow fends off brilliant Venus defence to level but then throws up another double fault – her fifth – to go break point down. The rally of the match ensues, Bartoli sending Williams all over the court before forcing the error on the 21st stroke to go to deuce, but a forehand error gifts Venus another break chance. It is saved again, but Venus brings up a third with a sensational overhead backhand winner and then sends a terrific forehand down the line to seal the game. Unbelievable quality from both players in that match, but you wonder if Bartoli’s hopes are fading here.

Williams 6-4 1-0 Bartoli
Venus holds to 30 to kick off the set, holding off renewed Bartoli aggression and producing a superb forehand slice into the corner to seal the game.

FIRST SET

Williams 6-4 Bartoli
Venus senses an opportunity and screams – literally and metaphorically – groundstroke after groundstroke back at Bartoli. Two massive backhands put her 30-0 up and Bartoli’s fourth double fault hands the American two break points. Bartoli digs in to save the first with a fine backhand crosscourt, but Venus makes the most of the second with a backhand volley and that’s the set.

“Venus was the overwhelming favourite coming in, and you’d have to think after that first set that she will relax even more. She can sense the finishing line now and, as much as a fighter as Bartoli is, I’m not sure Venus will crumble like Henin did yesterday.”
BBC Sport pundit John McEnroe

Williams 5-4 Bartoli
Just what the doctor ordered as far as Venus is concerned, holding to love without alarm. Daddy Richard looks unmoved in the cheering section. Daddy Bartoli is sat directly behind him, just about resisting the urge to make bunny ears behind Williams’s head every time the camera focuses on them.

Williams 4-4 Bartoli
Great work from Bartoli, bringing out the big berther on serve and forcing Venus long on her returns. The Frenchwoman holds to 15, sealing the game with a thumping backhand. Any thoughts that Venus would overpower her opponent have been utterly silenced out on Centre.

“Bartoli has found her game now, no doubt about that, and the confidence is rising in her.”
BBC Sport pundit John McEnroe

Williams 4-3 Bartoli
You can tell Venus is looking to get things pumping because she’s brought out the Williams grunt. It’s not yet hitting the heights on the Richter scale, but it’s getting there. Bartoli responds by going on the all-out attack to varying degrees of success, twice smashing winners, but more often than not either going long or seeing a Venus return fly by her feet. The American holds to 30.

Williams 3-3 Bartoli
Now we’re cooking baby. Bartoli sends a sensational forehand winner down the line to gain the early initiative before Venus responds with a fantastic crosscourt backhand of her own that grazes the line and pulls her back to 30-30. A couple of big Bartoli serves see out the match and there’s a sense that we’re in for some magic today.

Williams 3-2 Bartoli
A first glimmer of the match for Bartoli, twice forcing the error to move to 30-15 up on Venus’s serve and the American then double faulting to hand her two break points. Venus saves one but then sends a forehand long to hand Bartoli the break. We have a match ladies and gentlemen!

“Much better from Bartoli, who is sensing that Venus is a little vulnerable on the second serve and the forehand side. Venus doesn’t have the aura she did when she won in 2000 and Bartoli might sense an opportunity here.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Williams 3-1 Bartoli
With Johnny Mac and Tracy Austin rabbitting away like a couple of OAPs at a bus stop in the Comm box, poor old David Mercer can barely get a word in. I wonder if he’s asleep? If he is, the cheer of the Centre Court crowd ought to wake him as Bartoli gets her first game on the board. The Frenchwoman double faults twice and has to fend off another break point, but she pulls a couple of big forehands out of the bag on her way to a precious hold.

Williams 3-0 Bartoli
Venus consolidates with a good service game, Bartoli snatching the odd point with a couple of big groundstrokes but, otherwise, the American dominates. Venus’s serve is already ticking over nicely and that does not bode well for Bartoli.

“So often the nerves can hit, the feet don’t move and you start to struggle. Venus is such a big hitter that Bartoli can’t get away with that if she wants to get into this match.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Williams 2-0 Bartoli
Bartoli gets her first point on the board as Venus pushes a forehand long, but is fortunate to draw level at 30-30 when the American finds the net with a simple return of serve. The Frenchwoman comes out on top of the first rally of the match with a crosscourt winner, but Venus takes it to deuce with a forehand and goes on to break thanks to a Bartoli double fault. Whoopsie daisy Martin Hayesy as my good friend Mr Ben Dirs would say.

Williams 1-0 Bartoli
Bartoli, who lost the toss despite the tried-and-tested ‘tails never fails’ approach, receives first and Venus Williams holds to love, mixing powerful groundstrokes with the odd delicate drop-shot or slice. Judging by the cheers of the crowd, they’re backing Bartoli the underdog too – will the 18th seed be able to rise to the occasion?

“I’d love to be able to measure Bartoli’s heart-rate right now – it’s got to be tipping 250 bpm.”
BBC Sport pundit John McEnroe

1414: Rather amusingly, Bartoli seems to be getting somewhat annoyed that Venus keeps zipping groundstokes past her into the corners, rather than engaging in the usual easy-does-it knock-up. An early attempt to gain the mental edge from the American? That’s just not cricket. They say Britons love an underdog, well I’m going for Bartoli to produce one of the greatest stories of these magnificent Championships today…

“Bartoli has got to press her game early and try to get into the match as soon as possible. If she does, she’s got good hands and a good eye, and she might just cause an upset.”
BBC Sport pundit Martina Navratilova

1407: With plenty of the crowd grabbing a fresh Pimms, the two girls bounce onto court, bouquet of flowers in tow, and receive a decent ovation. Venus looks ridiculously mean and focused, like big Clint Eastwood in his prime, while Bartoli adopts the usual lost-dog nervy look. Just as she did before dispensing with Henin last night…

1404: Few people will have predicted this match-up at the start of the tournament but I reckon this might surprise a few people and turn out a classic. Venus Williams has been in supreme form all fortnight, but Marion Bartoli was unbelievable last night against Justine Henin. Picture desk Jez, who tipped Bartoli against the odds last night, thinks the Frenchwoman has had her day in the sun and Venus will win in straight sets. Blooming turncoat.

Henin vs Bartoli as it happened

Wimbledon semi-final result: J HENIN (Bel) 1 v M BARTOLI (Fra) 18

6-1 5-7 1-6

THIRD SET

Henin 6-1 5-7 1-6 Bartoli
And that’s it! Henin throws in the towel with a couple of rubbish returns and Bartoli sinks to her knees in absolutely stunned delight after holding to love. The Frenchwoman does her best to look calm and collected but the wobbly chin and wobbly knees betray her. Justine Henin scoots off Centre Court in a hurry, Bartoli stays to soak up the standing ovation having decked herself out in her player’s badge – an indication of just how big a shock it is for this relative unknown to dump out the favourite in the semi-final. To quote David Coleman….eeerrrr, quite remarkable!

Henin 6-1 5-7 1-5 Bartoli
Henin interrupts the losing streak and it’s the first sign of nerves and tension from Bartoli as she fires into the net a couple of times on her way to a loss to 15. She has four other games to get it right, though…

“Either way, whether Bartoli wins of Henin makes a remarkable comeback, this will go down as an unbelievable match.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 6-1 5-7 0-5 Bartoli
Make that seven games on the trot! Henin gets her backhand ticking again with a couple of passing winners to draw back to 30-40, but Bartoli keeps up the pressure and holds to put her on the brink of the upset of the year. Henin looks bemused, but then so does Bartoli to be fair.

Henin 6-1 5-7 0-4 Bartoli
And it’s six games in a row for Bartoli and a double break in the decider! Henin crumbles in the face of yet more unbelievable accuracy and power from the Frenchwoman and sends a forehand long to lose the game to 15.

“You talk about players being ‘in the zone’, well Bartoli is a fully paid up member right now.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 6-1 5-7 0-3 Bartoli
The Bartoli fist-pump, which is far more threatening than Tim Henman’s girly swish, is out in full force with the Frenchwoman producing some quite remarkable tennis on Centre Court. It may be her first Grand Slam semi, but she is playing like a seasoned pro against a stunned Henin out there. Even when Henin forces two break points Bartoli plums the depths of her tenacity and saves the longest game of the match with some stunning resistance. Is there a way back for Henin? I’ll be honest, those of us hoping for some semblance of a Friday night out wouldn’t mind if there wasn’t…

Henin 6-1 5-7 0-2 Bartoli
Unbelievably, Henin looks like she is suffering from a crisis in confidence at the moment. Bartoli’s all-or-nothing approach is paying dividends and she brings up yet another break point with a tenacious volleyed winner at the net. It’s all the opening she needs as she slams a brilliant backhand down the line and Centre Court is looking on in disbelief…

“Are we witnessing what would be one almighty shock developing here? I’ve seen Bartoli play many times before, but never at such a high level as this.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 6-1 5-7 0-1 Bartoli
Bartoli is certainly not going to do this the easy way if she wins through to the final, as she is forced to save two break points for the second service game running. She does just that, though, and a couple of Henin errors hand the game to her on a plate after that.

SECOND SET

Henin 6-1 5-7 Bartoli
Unbelievable from Bartoli, who takes this semi-final into a decider with some brilliant groundstrokes on her way to a love game on the Henin serve. Henin’s own game crumbled there and she will have to get back on track fast if she is to keep her bid for a first Wimbledon title on track here.

Henin 6-1 5-6 Bartoli
Sacre bleu! Henin secures two break points out of nowhere but Bartoli focuses and forces the errors that bring her back to deuce. A massive serve out wide brings the Frenchwoman game point and Henin can do nothing about a low bounce on the next point. We could be looking at a tie-break here and who knows what after that…

“Huge credit has to go to Bartoli. There were several moments in this set that she could have crumbled and disappeared, but she has dug deep and is treating the crowd to some fantastic strokeplay.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 6-1 5-5 Bartoli
Bartoli moves to 30-0 up with a couple of fantastic forehand winners down the line, but Henin somehow battles back to game point with blistering efforts of her own. Bartoli forces the error again to move to deuce but Henin digs deep into her see out the game and keep herself in the set.

Henin 6-1 4-5 Bartoli
Fabulous work again from Bartoli, who holds to 15 with some brilliant winners. She has Henin dashing all over the court and seals it when the Belgian can only find the net with a forehand.

Henin 6-1 4-4 Bartoli
She’s nothing if not a fighter, Bartoli! All of a sudden, Henin’s accuracy abandons her and a couple of unforced errors hand Bartoli break point. The Frenchwoman clinches it with a fabulous crosscourt backhand winner and we’re back on serve again.

Henin 6-1 4-3 Bartoli
Oh dear – just when you thought Bartoli was making a match of this, Henin finds her range brilliantly on her passing strokes and breaks to 15. The Belgian’s coach, Carlos Rodrigues, has his kids in the crowd, but they are less concerned with cheering on Henin than they are watching a film on a portable DVD player. “Anything that keeps them quiet” says the rather unsympathetic Tracy Austin.

“Awesome strokeplay from Henin there, who has gone up a gear just when she needed to.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 6-1 3-3 Bartoli
Rather cruelly, picture desk Jez has suggested Henin resembles the Wicked Wicket of the West from the Wizard of Oz film (I’m thinking more that mouse thing in American Tail), but the Belgian is hardly casting a spell (geddit?) over Bartoli at the moment. Whereas she had Bartoli struggling to make any returns earlier in the match, Henin is now having to battle just to hang onto her own serve. She is helped by a beautiful drop-shot at the net and holds to 30 with a backhand winner, but it’s certainly not all one-way traffic anymore.

Henin 6-1 2-3 Bartoli
A topsy-turvy game sees Bartoli stroll to 40-15 up with more punishing passing strokes, but Henin greets a backhand down the line of her own with “ooh that’s a good thing ya”, and Bartoli sends a forehand long to bring it back to deuce. Two crunching Henin forehands see her break back and you wonder if the pendulum has swung back towards the Belgian.

Henin 6-1 1-3 Bartoli
Well well well, more signs that the Bartoli groundstrokes are causing Henin problems as the Frenchwoman drills her way to 40-15 up on her opponent’s serve again. Frustratingly she sends a couple of returns into the net to see them slip away but she earns another break point with a bludgeoned backhand and Henin sends a return long to hand the Frenchwoman the game.

“Bartoli is looking so much better than she did 10 minutes ago, she’s barely recognisable.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 6-1 1-2 Bartoli
And the 18th seed backs up her first break with an impressive hold to 15, finding a succession of impressive groundstrokes that bring her old man in the crowd to his feet.

Henin 6-1 1-1 Bartoli
Bartoli’s two-handed approach on both sides – apparently pressed upon her by her doctor-come-tennis coach father – is receiving a bit of a lambasting from Barry Davies and Tracy Austin in the comm box but, when she gets it right, it’s a formidable weapon. Twice she has Henin scrambling unsuccessfully across the court and she brings up two break points with another stinging backhand. Henin saves both, the second with a sublime drop-shot volley, but Bartoli wins through following another brilliant exchange at the net. Game on?

“The crowd are certainly appreciating the effort being put in by Bartoli. They’re rooting for the Frenchwoman to make a contest of this.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 6-1 1-0 Bartoli
You can almost hear the sympathetic cringes written across the crowd’s faces as Bartoli mixes the sublime with the ridiculous. The Frenchwoman comes out best from an exchange at the net, but can only watch as a couple of short passing efforts are whipped back past her feet by the number one seed. Another brilliant backhand pass down the line seals the game for Henin and it’s another early break.

FIRST SET

Henin 6-1 Bartoli
Easy does it for Henin, who takes the set with a love service game and, even though she looks likely to miss Shaun the Sheep – which will undoubtedly devastate her – she should be done before the News at 1800. So just in time to watch herself hit the headlines, then. Nice.

Henin 5-1 Bartoli
I can’t profess to have seen Bartoli in action a huge amount, but she is a regular old jitterbug out on Centre Court. I can’t tell if it’s excitement, the nerves or she has a set of earpieces tuned into Dance FM, but it’s doing her no favours as she lets a 30-0 lead slip to hand Henin another break. Two magnificent backhand winners suggest Henin is finding her rhythm.

“Henin is looking even more relaxed now. You get the feeling that Bartoli needed to get her nose ahead as early as possible in this match to stand any chance, but now Henin might just steam-roller her.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 4-1 Bartoli
A couple of superb passing strokes put Henin 30-0 up, but Bartoli finds a forehand return winner of her own to reduce her deficit before an Henin double fault makes it 30-30. Henin holds her nerve, and her serve, in the swirling wind though to keep her nose in front.

Henin 3-1 Bartoli
None of this sports drink and water nonsense for Henin in the mid-game break, the Belgian chomping into a slab of chewy sweet and supping on a chocolate drink – this is sports professionalism Rab C Nesbit style. It doesn’t do the trick this time around, though, as Bartoli gets her serve going nicely in holding to 30 – crucial hold that, you feel.

Henin 3-0 Bartoli
Bartoli finds a nice backhand down the line on the run to help settle her nerves, but Henin goes on to hold to 30, sealing the game with a service winner.

Henin 2-0 Bartoli
With the wind really kicking up, Bartoli’s hair flailing in the wind like a cheap shampoo advert, you really feel for the players trying to keep control on their serve. And it’s a tough old start for Bartoli, who sends a couple of groundstrokes long either side of a Henin forehand winner, and the Belgian breaks to love.

“Just get the feeling that the longer these points go on, the more likely it is that Henin will win them. She’s a much better mover, a much better athlete and she’s got all the shots.”
BBC Sport pundit Tracy Austin

Henin 1-0 Bartoli
After the shortest warm-up ever, Henin kicks things off with a typically ruthless opening service game, holding to 15 without Bartoli managing to get much of a racket on any of her serves.

1709 BST: Justine Henin, sporting the smallest ears in showbiz, looks so relaxed coming out onto court she could just have stepped out of the Jacuzzi and helped herself to a choc ice in SW19. Bartoli, on the other hand, looks like a wigwam and a teepee – two tents. Ba dom boom boom. Sorry… it’s been a long day…

1706 BST: Let’s have a look at the formbook – these two have met just twice before, with Henin coming through in straight sets on both occasions. Henin, who has dropped just one set all tournament, has played under five and a half hours of tennis to reach this stage – it is fair to day only Serena taxed her.

Bartoli, the daughter of a doctor (though not moi, Doctor Love, of course) has also enjoyed a reasonably safe passage through the quarter-finals, dropping just two sets. Still, if you are anything like the vast majority of the office here – picture desk Jez aside – you’ll be expecting Henin to finish off the Frenchwoman, possibly even in time for “Shaun the Sheep” on BBC2. Which, as if you didn’t all know, is on at 1735 BST.

1700 BST: What a day to have had tickets on Centre Court huh? Nadal-Berdych, Federer-Ferrero, Venus Williams-Ivanovic (spontaneous dribble) and now Justine Henin against Marion Bartoli. Witnessing that lot live in SW19 could surely have only been bettered than being stuck at work on a Friday and having to read some random’s drivel all day on the interwobble. For that, you are welcome people!